{"id":1725,"date":"2011-04-01T04:49:09","date_gmt":"2011-04-01T09:49:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kurn.apotheosis-now.com\/?p=1725"},"modified":"2011-04-01T04:49:09","modified_gmt":"2011-04-01T09:49:09","slug":"alakir-36-apotheosis-0","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kurn.info\/blog\/alakir-36-apotheosis-0\/","title":{"rendered":"Al&#039;Akir &#8211; 36, Apotheosis &#8211; 0"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>(No, no clever April Fool&#8217;s trick or gag.)<\/p>\n<p>In February, on a night I desperately wanted to sit myself out due to a migraine (but ultimately couldn&#8217;t, due to lack of healers that night), we went in, killed Conclave for the first time and then pulled Al&#8217;Akir 16 times. All wipes. Some were comical in nature. Most were frustrating.<\/p>\n<p>On March 31st, we went back to Throne, killed Conclave for the second time and then pulled Al&#8217;Akir 20 times. All wipes. Some were comical in nature. Most were frustrating.<\/p>\n<p>Yeah, I see the trend, too.<\/p>\n<p>We got him down to 27% on our best attempt. The trouble is that our best attempt was, oh, before the midpoint of our raid.<\/p>\n<p>Picture it, if you will.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve spread everyone out on the platform. 7 groups of 3 people and 1 group of 4. This is due to the lightning that bounces around.<\/p>\n<p>So there&#8217;s me and Majik and Dayden standing there and Dayden runs in and pulls.<\/p>\n<p>Time and time again, the damn Squall Line hits us riiiiiiiiiight when Wind Burst just comes off of cooldown. It&#8217;s so ridiculously dumb when the following combination happens:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; There is ice on the back of the platform.<br \/>\n&#8211; The gap is in the middle of the Squall Line.<br \/>\n&#8211; Wind Burst is casting OMG NOW, so you HAVE to move forward.<br \/>\n&#8211; The resulting Wind Burst throws you to the back of the platform, where the ice is and even when you USE <del>Blessing<\/del> (goddammit) <em>Hand<\/em> of Freedom, you can&#8217;t get there in time, not even with Holy Radiance\/Speed of Light.<\/p>\n<p>That EXACT scenario happened to me at least three times and possibly a fourth over 20 wipes. I also ate a few Squalls and Wind Bursts while trying desperately to avoid the other mechanic.<\/p>\n<p>So, being relatively new to the fight, we tried moving me to a place that would require less combinations like that. I was feeling like ass. Was it really always just me getting screwed over by this Wind Burst\/Squall Line combo? Or was it really bad luck? Or what? I mean, Dayden and Majik were having trouble, too.<\/p>\n<p>So I switched myself with Walks, because there&#8217;s a point where you just have to start throwing things at the wall to see if they&#8217;ll stick.<\/p>\n<p>Walks got blown off the platform!<\/p>\n<p>Sorry, buddy, you know I think you&#8217;re awesome, but I about cheered. This terrible combination is NOT just my fault. That was a pretty huge weight off my shoulders and I stopped feeling like I was a horrible failure, even though I am not the best on mobility fights. At least I wasn&#8217;t a liability to the raid. That combo was giving everyone problems.<\/p>\n<p>So I shifted everyone one pattern over to the right, as we faced him. Just to see what would happen. Football joked in officer chat that &#8220;hey, wouldn&#8217;t it be funny if it was in the same place and it&#8217;s all dependant on where the MT is standing?&#8221; and then a raider said the same comment two minutes later in raid chat.<\/p>\n<p>So what happened? That&#8217;s right. The same damn thing. The spawning of everything happens in direct relation to where the main tank is and is PURPOSELY DESIGNED, as far as I can tell, to ENSURE that the MT will have to juggle Wind Burst and Squall Line within a second or two of each other.<\/p>\n<p>(Five minutes with the joker who designed this. Five minutes and a sturdy hockey stick.)<\/p>\n<p>So we went back to our usual positions and we had Fog, the OT, grab aggro first. Once the squalls had spawned, Dayden taunted and THAT seemed to change how things were spawning. And, for some reason, we had the two Squall Lines intersect without one of them despawning.<\/p>\n<p>On our last attempt of the night, we tried that again, Fog pulling first, then Dayden taunting off, and while a lot of people had to re-adjust to the way things were spawning for them, which was completely different than how it had spawned for the entire night, we saw that the colliding Squall Lines was a fluke of Lady RNG, since it didn&#8217;t happen again.<\/p>\n<p>So Al&#8217;Akir lives to torment us another day. From what I can tell in a bunch of videos I&#8217;ve watched since the raid ended, the tank (the one who pulled) and others with him just deke the Squall Line BEFORE the Wind Burst comes up. I think it&#8217;s just something we&#8217;ll likely have to deal with (someone will need to deal with it at any rate) and then burn the crap out of him so that we get through P1 really fast.<\/p>\n<p>On the bright side, we&#8217;re probably just going to kill Nef on Sunday real quick (haha, hopefully, anyways) and then come back to Throne and&#8230; wait, that&#8217;s not a bright side. Ah, well!<\/p>\n<p>It was educational, if nothing else. :)<\/p>\n<p>(Okay, not five minutes. Three minutes? How&#8217;s that? Three minutes and a wiffle bat!)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(No, no clever April Fool&#8217;s trick or gag.) In February, on a night I desperately wanted to sit myself out due to a migraine (but ultimately couldn&#8217;t, due to lack of healers that night), we went in, killed Conclave for the first time and then pulled Al&#8217;Akir 16 times. All wipes. 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