{"id":278,"date":"2009-07-02T17:20:54","date_gmt":"2009-07-02T21:20:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kurn.apotheosis-now.com\/?p=278"},"modified":"2009-07-02T17:20:54","modified_gmt":"2009-07-02T21:20:54","slug":"sigh","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kurn.info\/blog\/sigh\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8230; sigh."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So I went through my parses from last night&#8217;s raid and was just randomly looking at something and then got it in my head to examine the pallies in more depth than I have in a while. The holy paladins, that is.<\/p>\n<p>Why do I do this to myself? Why do I look and see what they&#8217;re doing wrong? Because I&#8217;m a moron, that&#8217;s why.<\/p>\n<p>Anonymous report link:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/wowwebstats.com\/tpqaqvbd2ukbc?ab=54153\" target=\"_blank\">http:\/\/wowwebstats.com\/tpqaqvbd2ukbc?ab=54153<\/a><\/p>\n<p>See that? I&#8217;m Virgo. (Which is funny, &#8217;cause I&#8217;m really a Taurus and Taurus is our prot pally, but anyways.) The other two listed there are the other holy paladins.<\/p>\n<p>Granted, Leo was only there for Mimiron and Vezax, I believe, whereas Gemini was there for the whole raid, but do you see what I see? Like, do you see the abysmal uptime for them both for <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wowhead.com\/?spell=54153\" target=\"_blank\">Judgements of the Pure<\/a>?<\/p>\n<p>I &#8230; &#8230; don&#8217;t have words. 15% haste is&#8230; what, a BAD thing? Are they ALLERGIC to haste? Granted I don&#8217;t keep it up all the time on Vezax when mana is a sacred, treasured resource and judging costs 197 mana, but I still use it SOMETIMES. And it&#8217;s still useful on, you know, THORIM and FREYA and MIMIRON and ARCHAVON and EMALON.<\/p>\n<p>Honestly.<\/p>\n<p>The other really, really, REALLY sad thing? No one freaking uses Sacred Shield.<\/p>\n<p>Sadly, the &#8220;this person cast Sacred Shield&#8221; stats aren&#8217;t available in WWS, but my World Of Logs parse says:<\/p>\n<p>Virgo (me) &#8211; 235 casts<\/p>\n<p>Taurus (prot pally) &#8211; 191 casts<\/p>\n<p>Leo (holy) &#8211; 12 casts<\/p>\n<p>Gemini (holy) &#8211; 25 casts<\/p>\n<p>Aries (ret) &#8211; 22 casts<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME?!<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>So&#8230;<em><strong> <\/strong><\/em>yeah. I don&#8217;t know why I look at the parses. I really don&#8217;t. I&#8217;m not perfect, 235 casts on 4 hours is kind of poor, but HOLY CRAP, man. 12?! 25?! 25 casts over FOUR HOURS?! I hate people.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So I went through my parses from last night&#8217;s raid and was just randomly looking at something and then got it in my head to examine the pallies in more depth than I have in a while. The holy paladins, that is. Why do I do this to myself? Why do I look and see [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[51,20,19,3,49],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-278","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-facepalm","category-paladins","category-raiding","category-ramblings","category-ulduar"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kurn.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/278","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kurn.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kurn.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kurn.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kurn.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=278"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/kurn.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/278\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kurn.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=278"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kurn.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=278"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kurn.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=278"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}