Through a VERY odd series of events, I’m having to update DKP from my last guild on Bronzebeard.<\/p>\n
Now, since I wasn’t actually at the raids and such, I’m having to go back through their World of Logs parses, along with various screenshots the tank officer sent me.<\/p>\n
So I’m looking at a log from Ulduar, where they were doing Thorim, Hodir and Freya.<\/p>\n
And, while browsing the log, I see that there was 630,000 damage taken from Biting Cold.<\/p>\n
I scratched my head. Yep, just the one attempt…<\/p>\n
1) Unnamed Resto Druid Who Doesn’t Know How To Play At All Which Makes Me Wonder Why She Was Even In The Raid: 108,454 damage from Biting Cold.<\/p>\n
2) New Holy Paladin Who is Clearly a Moron: 65,148 damage.<\/p>\n
3) New Shadow Priest Who, One Must Wonder, Seems To Never Have Done Ulduar Before: 62,135 damage.<\/p>\n
4) Long-Time Holy Priest Who Manages To Look Good After That Bunch Of Morons: 39,534 damage.<\/p>\n
5) Decent Resto Druid Who Apparently Needs To L2Move His Ass: 39,930 damage.<\/p>\n
Seriously?<\/p>\n
I just did Hodir this last Wednesday with the guild I’m apping to.<\/p>\n
254,051 damage from Biting Cold.<\/p>\n
1) Moron Hunter Who Was Dying To AOE All Night: 54,054 damage.<\/p>\n
2) Dumb Enhancement Shaman: 48,052 damage.<\/p>\n
3) Moron Of A\u00a0 Mage App: 45,027 damage.<\/p>\n
4) Pretty Decent Mage App: 26,270 damage.<\/p>\n
5) “Senior” Holy Paladin: 11,226 damage.<\/p>\n
Where was I?<\/p>\n
13) Me: 2,944 damage.<\/p>\n
Where was the resto druid in the raid?<\/p>\n
18) My RL Friend: 584 damage.<\/p>\n
The level of play is just a LOT higher on Proudmoore in general, I think. I feel badly for people on Bronzebeard.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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