{"id":359,"date":"2009-10-17T00:11:34","date_gmt":"2009-10-17T04:11:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kurn.apotheosis-now.com\/?p=359"},"modified":"2009-10-17T00:11:34","modified_gmt":"2009-10-17T04:11:34","slug":"learn-to-play-nubs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kurn.info\/blog\/learn-to-play-nubs\/","title":{"rendered":"Learn to play, nubs."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Okay. I&#8217;m going to sound obnoxious. I&#8217;m going to sound elitist. But you know what? I don&#8217;t particularly care.<\/p>\n<p>People need to learn to play their toons before they group with other people.<\/p>\n<p>Let me say that in terms the typical WoW player will understand: <strong>l2play!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>What brought this on? I&#8217;m glad you asked. :P<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve been levelling a druid and my brother&#8217;s been levelling a hunter. Now, because my brother doesn&#8217;t raid four or five nights a week, he&#8217;s jumped ahead of me and is waiting for me to hit 71 before he comes back and works through the obscene amount of XP needed to advance. I was something like, 67 when he hit 71. I&#8217;m now 70. So I thought I&#8217;d go tank or heal Utgarde Keep. It&#8217;s an instance I&#8217;ve tanked before (albeit as a paladin) and healed before (again, as a paladin) so it&#8217;s not like I&#8217;m not aware of what&#8217;s going on, right? Right. And hey, I have like, 13k health in bear form, so that&#8217;s sweet.<\/p>\n<p>So I went to LFG and got in for a last boss kill in Utgarde as the tank. No problem. We cleared from the second boss(es) to Ingvar and all went fine. I popped Survival Instincts and Barkskin appropriately, kept up mangle and demoralizing roar&#8230; I felt pretty good about myself.<\/p>\n<p>I went back to LFG and got invited to a pug as a tank.<\/p>\n<p>Of course, it took 20 minutes for even ONE OTHER PERSON to come to the stone, but anyways. There was a 68 disc priest (&#8230; who was <em>gemmed<\/em> for spirit and spellpower, when his dual spec is shadow, who ALSO hadn&#8217;t assigned 2 talent points), a 73 hunter, a 71 hunter, a 70 mage and myself.<\/p>\n<p>I should have known that the huntards were going to cause a wipe. I should have known. But because I&#8217;m a hunter and not entirely a huntard, I figured it was all good.<\/p>\n<p>Wrong.<\/p>\n<p>Idiots had their pets on AGGRESSIVE and nearly wiped us by pulling right off the bat. We DID wipe on a pack just inside the entrance because, rather than, you know, MISDIRECT ME or FEIGN or ANYTHING, the huntards both managed to grab aggro while I was stunned, then died or feigned, and then the priest ate it.<\/p>\n<p>The priest who, by the way, never assigned those talent points I pointed out hadn&#8217;t been spent.<\/p>\n<p>So I was like, okay. That&#8217;s their one wipe before I log the hell off. And then one of the huntards was like &#8220;wtf tank&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>And I&#8217;m all &#8220;Excuse me?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;lol jk jk man scool&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&gt;&lt;<\/p>\n<p>So we move on and we&#8217;re in the room with the proto-drakes&#8230; and the goddamn nub 71&#8217;s cat goes and grabs two packs while I&#8217;m tanking three mobs.<\/p>\n<p>Wipe.<\/p>\n<p>And I was out of there.<\/p>\n<p>So, to the idiot hunters: Pets on passive, growl OFF.<\/p>\n<p>To the idiot priest: l2gem and spec properly, you moron.<\/p>\n<p>I may just quest my way to 80. This is just painful.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Okay. I&#8217;m going to sound obnoxious. I&#8217;m going to sound elitist. But you know what? I don&#8217;t particularly care. People need to learn to play their toons before they group with other people. Let me say that in terms the typical WoW player will understand: l2play! What brought this on? 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