{"id":384,"date":"2009-11-27T19:32:12","date_gmt":"2009-11-27T23:32:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kurn.apotheosis-now.com\/?p=384"},"modified":"2009-11-27T19:32:12","modified_gmt":"2009-11-27T23:32:12","slug":"i-have-no-words","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kurn.info\/blog\/i-have-no-words\/","title":{"rendered":"I have no words…"},"content":{"rendered":"

Seriously, I ran a VOA 25 pug today with, bar none, the worst holy paladin IN THE WORLD. I feel so bad for him that I’m not even going to post his name. It’s just so TRAGIC.<\/p>\n

Some of his stats:<\/p>\n

1616 bonus healing<\/p>\n

15.08% chance to crit (20.08% holy crit)<\/p>\n

13819<\/span><\/strong> mana<\/span><\/p>\n

(All unbuffed.)<\/span><\/p>\n

His ONLY spec is holy, 51\/20\/0 and yet he’s wearing TANK SHOULDERS and using the exalted AV trinket (yes, I’m serious) AND … Majestic Dragon Figurine<\/a>. Seriously.<\/span><\/p>\n

Surprisingly, his spec isn’t utter crap. There’s just a couple of points I’d re-allocate, but it’s a decent spec.<\/span><\/p>\n

The glyphs are criminal.<\/span><\/p>\n

Glyph of Flash of Light… which… unless you’re doing a spellpower\/FoL build\/gear set, I would never use.<\/span><\/p>\n

Glyph of Judgement. … right, because it’s so much better for a holy paladin than any other glyph you can take, right? 10% extra damage on your judgements? AWESOME, right?! \/facepalm<\/span><\/p>\n

And then… the pi\u00e8ce de resistance…<\/span><\/p>\n

Glyph of Crusader Strike.<\/span><\/p>\n

Oh. And 0 minor glyphs.<\/span><\/p>\n

When I noticed, after the tanks died on Koralon and he himself died on Emalon, that he had 16k mana, raid-buffed, I whispered him and said “Hey I know you’re probably new to being 80 or being holy. I raid as a holy paladin and one of the best sites I ever stumbled across was http:\/\/www.bananashoulders.com\/<\/a> so you should definitely check that out for gear, gemming and enchanting advice for holy paladins. :)”<\/span><\/p>\n

He wrote back with “ty for tip”<\/span><\/p>\n

I can only PRAY he’s currently reading everything Siha has ever, ever written.<\/span><\/p>\n

I uploaded the logs (because I log damn near everything) and was pleased to see my overall damage on my hunter, but then curiousity got the best of me and I saw that the paladin in question really failed hardcore, and that’s when I started armorying him.<\/span><\/p>\n

Oh, the pain.<\/span><\/p>\n

Blizzard, I don’t care what you do to your game. It’s your game, after all. But you certainly have to understand that there are some very good players out there who run into these completely misguided, uneducated and plain dumb individuals… and it makes us want to cry. A lot.
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Seriously, I ran a VOA 25 pug today with, bar none, the worst holy paladin IN THE WORLD. I feel so bad for him that I’m not even going to post his name. It’s just so TRAGIC. Some of his stats: 1616 bonus healing 15.08% chance to crit (20.08% holy crit) 13819 mana (All unbuffed.) […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[51,14,8,48,20,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-384","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-facepalm","category-gear","category-general","category-healing","category-paladins","category-ramblings"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kurn.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/384","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kurn.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kurn.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kurn.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kurn.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=384"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/kurn.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/384\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kurn.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=384"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kurn.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=384"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kurn.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=384"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}